You might remember that just a week ago, our baby pigeons looked like this:
There's no such thing as an ugly baby, people say. I disagree. Voilà. |
But those little ones - they grow up so fast! And yesterday evening, we went upstairs to eat out on the roof patio and discovered this:
I suspect they have some vulture blood. These look like very mean little pigeons. |
So we unpacked our evening picnic and opened a bottle of wine, trying to be all posh and Continental (Mr Gingerbread doesn't even have to try - he is Continental! I, on the other hand, showed my less posh Islander roots by producing a screw-top bottle of our local plonk. I do try, though.) The pigeons were not impressed. In fact, there was a lot of feather-ruffling and shifting from one claw to the other as they tried to make their feelings clear about our invasion of their personal space.
"They're very nervous," observed my husband - who is quite entranced by our little trespassers, I might add. The big eejit.
"But it's our balcony!" I shrieked, with wine-induced feistiness.
Perhaps sensing the hysteria, the pigeon on the right suddenly took to flight - and slammed into the wall.
Mr Gingerbread hopped up and tried to (cough) help the pigeon by cornering it.
("It doesn't want to be touched!""I'm just going to put it back in the nest!"
"It'll have a heart attack and die of fright. Leave it alone."
Ignores wife and continues to approach pigeon with the stealth of a very big cat. Which made the pigeon feel so much better, I'm sure.)
Mr. Gingerbread: "Trust me! I'm your friend! Just hop on!" Pigeon: "Fup off." |
Instead of behaving like Long John Silver's parrot, the pigeon took off and flew into the gutter on the other side of the building. And stayed there.
While its sibling fixed us with its gimlet eyes, staring at us evilly for half an hour before simply ... flying away.
"Be afraid, humans. Be very afraid. I'm going to poo you at every possible turn." |
Mr Gingerbread and I went upstairs this evening to check if it was okay (Mr G.) and make sure the little blighters were finally gone (me), but aside from a splattering of excrement and a flutter of downy feathers, the wingèd vermin had gone. Sadface.
Instead, after a day of non-stop rain, we had a spectacular sunset and a rainbow:
3 comments:
Clean it quick, get rid of the nest, otherwise they will come back and hang around forever!!!
xXx Helen
You did ditch the nest, didn't you? It's funny your pigeon story paralleling our baby red-tailed hawk here in NYC. There was a webcam on it until it fledged. On a bright note, as it was in the window of NYU's president, it really inconvenienced him.
Great photos. I am chronicling a pigeon nest out on my fire escape at www.squabspot.blogspot.com. The pigeons on my fire escape aren't quite as pretty as yours yet, though.
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