Okay, so Nellie our heroine, like, totally hooked up with Viktor, the hunky exchange student from Transylvania. The first few months progressed as one could expect: a lot of teenage angst about piddling trifles, pointless misunderstandings based on their crippling inability to communicate in words, as well as much soul-searching, scenery-chewing and other compound nouns. Because I've now watched True Blood, I'd like you to imagine that there were also a perplexing number of encounters with Faeries, werewolves and a homesick yeti. Anyways, let's skip over all of that and go straight to the obligatory montage of romantic moments. Cue soppy music:
|Moonlit walks on deserted beaches.|
|Joyride on the bow of doomed ocean liner.|
|Cutesy moment involving spaghetti.|
Then, one night, Nellie decides to pay Viktor a spontaneous visit:
Is there any hope for their relationship???
You'll have to wait on tenterhooks till the next installment, dear readers.
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